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Joke of the Day
"Shoutout to Amy Winehouse She's been drug free for 5 years now"
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"Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary? He ran out of patients."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Ronald McDonald? One of them is red and the other one is dead. LOLZ"
"What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?"
"i still play that game where the floor is lava but now i just lie on the couch and watch tv until it cools into igneous rock"
"Why isn't there a Price is Right porn yet? Nobody's willing to cum on down"
"A werewolf is chasing you. Your life flashes before your eyes: crappy jobs, breakups, Ren fairs. The werewolf gets depressed and goes home."
"Several years ago, Charlie Sheen said ""I'm Winning"" ...even now he's still remaining positive!"
"""Awww look my boyfriend left his Facebook open, I'm going to log him off without checking his inbox."" Said no woman ever"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !"