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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so poor... ... ducks throw bread at her."

"I have a wig, I have an orange, ugh Donald Trump"

"A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers) Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? . . . Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!"

"Whats yellow and blue and has a tight ass at one end? A Lidl's carrier bag."

"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"

"What does a Mathematician say when he eats too much pie? (-1/64)"

"Back to the Future IV: Marty Mcfly stops being obsessed with his own family and goes back in time to kill Hitler."

"Let's legalize all drugs so Americans finally learn the metric system."

"What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus? A lickalottapus."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **YOU DONT KNOW YOU WEREN'T THERE!**"