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Joke of the Day
"If X-Men and Legend of Korra had a crossover what kind of bender would Magneto be? A Fassbender"
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"SHENG WANG: FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."
"He's making his list. He's checking it twice. He's gonna find out how many Jews will suffice. Oskar Schindler's coming to town."
"my thigh gap is just a painted tunnel by Wile E. Coyote"
"What did the tight vagina say to the loose vagina? Nothing - its lips were sealed."
"What do we want? SOME GOOD DECISIONS! When do we want them? BEFORE LAST NIGHT!"
"I used to work at an orange juice company But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."
"Two fish are in a tank. One fish asks the other fish ""How do we drive this thing?"""
"Election One-Liner Looks like the Democrats were holding strong in the Midwest until the republicans got off work.."
"What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose? 15 lbs and a flannel shirt."