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Joke of the Day
"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."
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"Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine."
"Dear Karma: I don't understand, he hasn't been mauled by a lion yet. XO, Me"
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"Why did the blond not come out of the shower? Because the bottle said to lather, rinse, and repeat."
"It must be hard to send Barack Obama a Thank You card without sounding sarcastic."
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"[last supper] Judas: Here, I brought this Jesus: A bottle of wine? Srsly? I need that like I need a hole in my hand Judas: *winks at camera*"
"Why doesn't Hillary Clinton work out? She doesn't want to Feel the Bern."
"Star Wars Spoiler: Darth Vader is Luke's father."