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Joke of the Day

"""Say TGIF ONE more time"" I say, scowling at my coworker with no children, ""Go ahead, say it again."""

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"""Turtle Power"" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently."
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"Tell me I'm beautiful ""You're beautiful"" Tell me I'm a genius ""You're a genius"" Tell m- ""Just give me the toilet paper, please"""
"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."