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Joke of the Day
"What is a rift valley? Valleys that have fallen out after an argument."
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"America is kind of like testicles If the right nut can't agree with the left nut. We can't produce."
"I hate little dogs. I can only love dogs that could kill me."
"What did the wife cupcake say when her husband asked what's wrong? *Shrugs shoulders whilst turning head up and to the right* ""muffin'"""
"Nick clegg themed toilets They're full of shit"
"The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry..."
"Hillary and Trump are on a sinking boat, who survives? America."
"Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs? because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis"
"What do you call a fisherman who could bait a hook blindfolded, upside down with one hand tied behind his back? A masturbator"
"Joke Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going.. Man: I-m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who-ll lecture at midnight .. Man: My wife.."