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Joke of the Day
"Nick clegg themed toilets They're full of shit"
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"3 days before Christmas, my wife drops her 2007-era iPhone in a public toilet. I get the hint. She wants me to get her a much cheaper phone."
"""David you're late again!"" ""Sorry boss.."" [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] ""...traffic"""
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. But what happens when a Foghorn blows? I say-I say, you get cum in your mouth"
"Why did the plane crash into the ocean? The pilot was a loaf of bread"
"What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday? Swine flu"
"What's the deal with circles. They're pointless."
"I have a vegan girlfriend... and she's nice and all, but sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot"
"Interview with Hitler When asked whether or not he would repeat the Holocaust again. Hitler replied.... Fuhrer sure!!!!"
"What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye? -My eye"