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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fisherman who could bait a hook blindfolded, upside down with one hand tied behind his back? A masturbator"

"A traffic jam is like a bad marriage... ...you're stuck in it because of an accident."

"What's your favorite ""I just hurt myself or messed up"" phrase? Like, oh fuck! Oh shit! TITTY SPRINKLESSSSSSS"

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Registered Six Offender."

"NFL No Fingers Left"

"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."

"For those possibly wondering why the popularity of the emo movement disappeared If your social group is defined by a suicidal nature, don't expect it to last a long time"

"Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter."

"Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!"

"A shark walks into a bar, and the bartender leaves because sharks are dangerous."