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Joke of the Day

"Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs? because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis"

"I'm going to propose with a mood ring so I can easily see a measurement of how excited she really is."

"Why did the architect have his house made backwards? So he could watch the football"

"I repaired my watch with some old parts. It's got a second-hand second hand."

"What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom? Because it might Pikachu."

"Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't ""all that,"" but the reception was great!"

"Political Correct'ness has gone too far! Did you hear you can't even say 'black paint' anymore??? No! You have to say: 'Please paint the wall DeMarcus' instead."

"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !"

"Want to get really stoned? Commit adultery in Iran."