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Joke of the Day

"Joke Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going.. Man: I-m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who-ll lecture at midnight .. Man: My wife.."

"Did you hear about the guy who haggled with a prostitute for sex in exchange for his pet deer? He was trying to get the most bang for his buck."

"How do you Circumcise a whale? Send down four skin divers."

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their..."

"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it!"

"Why do Japanese hate bingo? They all scramble for cover when you call B-29"

"Where do cows go on Saturday nights? The slaughter house"

"Relationship status: Negotiating with the dog to lease space in his flat."

"Because its action precedes its cause. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"