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Joke of the Day

"A man with no arms and no legs is standing at the bus stop... The bus driver pulls up and and says ""alright mate, how you getting on?"""

"Cat: Meow Me: Hi Cat: Meoww *picks up cat* Cat: Meowww *puts cat down* Cat: Meowwww *feeds cat* Cat: Meowwwww Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"SHENG WANG: FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."

"What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply? A final solution"

"What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carloss. MUHAHAHAHA"

"I had to turn off my carbon monoxide detector... ...The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."

"What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!"

"The difference between a rooster and a lawyer? When the rooster wakes, his primal urge is to cluck defiance."

"I went to Africa recently... ...and I saw that they used Co2 as fuel instead of petrol or diesel. I couldn't believe it and I exclaimed, ""Madagascar!"""

"When I see a girl, I first look at her hair. Then at her eyes, lips, neck... Damn dial-up!"