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Joke of the Day

"I went to Africa recently... ...and I saw that they used Co2 as fuel instead of petrol or diesel. I couldn't believe it and I exclaimed, ""Madagascar!"""

"[NSFW] What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"did you hear about what happened to Nike online shop It shut down by a d-dos"

"What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC? The green cabs haven't ripened yet."

"2 guys walk into a bar. The first one says i want h2O and has a drink. Says damn this is good. The second guy says ""bartender, I want some h2O too."" The second guy dies."

"How does a chef relax? He beats his meat"

"Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding? It couldn't resist."

"Never trust someone who runs for ""fun."""

"the average person eats three spiders a year, but as you're about to find out, it takes an entire year for three spiders to eat a person"

"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a girl with a penis appeared."