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Joke of the Day

"When I see a girl, I first look at her hair. Then at her eyes, lips, neck... Damn dial-up!"

"I tried to catch some fog... but i mist."

"Aliens: take me to your leader Me: Hey babe, is it okay if we have company?"

"What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!"

"I invented a new word the other day. Plagiarism."

"People always freak out when I start playing their kid like a bass. It's like chill, you can play him like a bass too once I finish the song"

"What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church? Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul."

"There's currently a thin shell of space, hurtling through the solar system at 67,000 mile per hour, in which boners must be blurred. ""Japan"""

"What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot."

"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator"