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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carloss. MUHAHAHAHA"

"I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police."

"If Hillary is elected..... will she only make 70% of what Obama makes?"

"Why I dislike this sub: There's not enough cheese and bacon on it. I think I'll go to a different place for lunch next time."

"do you ever check how much time there's left of an episode just to make sure they won't stop there"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a flying fuck."

"Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks."

"No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you."

"What has 100 legs and 50 brain cells? The front row of a donald trump rally!"

"What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says ""Ribbit."""