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Joke of the Day

"Cat: Meow Me: Hi Cat: Meoww *picks up cat* Cat: Meowww *puts cat down* Cat: Meowwww *feeds cat* Cat: Meowwwww Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

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"It's a 10 minute walk from my house to the bar. It is a 2 hour walk from the bar back to my house. It's so weird."
"I like to nickname my penis Buzz Lightyear Because he likes to travel to the star and beyond"
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"A PROBLEMIC POLEMIC Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who knows why the heck they do anything?"
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"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... He isn't a full essay"
"What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city? Christian Bale."
"Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: [wearing my wife's wedding dress] laundry"
"Atheists don't seem to recognize church is worth it for the bake sales alone. God, or no god, those are good Brownies."
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