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Joke of the Day
"My SO just left me for a guy with a conjoined twin. She says he's twice the man I am."
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"All the guys complaining about my thighs touching each other... If you were this close to my vagina you'd be touching yourself too."
"A Bostonian is walking down the street when... A pirate jumps out in front of him and screams ""Arrr!!!"" To which the Bostonian screams back ""Ahhhhhh!"""
"gotta love cousins... what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos. what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine."
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? (NSFW) Where you put the cucumber."
"What is the capital of Greece? More than the capital of the UK."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere"
"Due to its location South Africa doesn't experience full tide or low tide... it has apartheid."
"Two's Company, Three's a Crowd"
"Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !"