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Joke of the Day
"Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !"
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"What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath."
"Why can't a fish be a radio host? Because if he goes on air, he'll die."
"I always greet new people with 'Expelliarmus' ..... it tends to be pretty disarming"
"So there are these two fish in a tank... One of them says to the other, ""I'll drive, you man the guns""."
"""I'm not really a big dog person."" - lying werewolf"
"My all-time favorite one liner NSFW Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush."
"How to trigger a Canadian My favorite color is gray."
"Ever notice that a European male tourist dresses like a 7th grade girl from the suburbs? Graphic tees and Hollister jeans allllll day."
"What does a woman's A**hole do when she has an orgasm? He's at home watching the kids"