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Joke of the Day
"Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !"
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"What will happen if you went inside a black hole? I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world."
"*catches up to jogger while wearing the same outfit* good luck shaking the police off loser *sprints ahead while sirens can be heard*"
"Batman walks into a bar... ...Followed by 24 Sodium atoms."
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle and pepperspray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran"
"I walk around with mentos in my ears so everyone thinks I have an iphone 7."
"What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic? Counter-terrorism"
"Scientists have created a cotton plant resistant to boll weevils. When asked about it, they replied, ""It's unbollweevible."""
"why should you be afraid of a white man in prison? because you know he's guilty."
"Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game? Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry"