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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a vegan, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy."

"Do you know why there's no sound when Django has sex? Because the D is silent."

"Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station."

"So many women, so little time to disappoint them all."

"Bill Gates How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new house."

"the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks"

"My friend Carlos got his car stolen We call him Los now"

"Why didn't anyone like the bread store owner? He was pretty loafsome"

"Butt sex is a lot like spinach If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."