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Joke of the Day
"So many women, so little time to disappoint them all."
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"I asked my masseuse if it was unusual to get an erection during a massage... the masseuse replied, ""not at all it happens all the time."" So i said, ""well do you mind keeping it out of my face."""
"For all you Engineers out there; A statically indeterminate beam walks into a bar, the bartender asks: ""What do you want?"" The beam replies: ""Oh, just give me a moment."""
"Did you hear about the guy who got a boner during a wine tasting? It turned out it was only a semillon"
"North West: Daddy what were you famous for? Kanye: Rapping, Son. North West: mommy what were you famous for? ((awkward silence))"
"I'm playing dead at work right now so nobody will talk to me. Everyone is screaming. Probably should have used less fake blood."
"I was talking to a 12 year old on the Internet when she told me she was an undercover cop I told her I was proud of her That's a really big job for a 12 year old"
"What was the Mexican killers name? Tequila"
"How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"
"Does Alfred masturbate? ... No he masturwaynes"