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Joke of the Day
"My friend Carlos got his car stolen We call him Los now"
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"Good cop: we found her body in the river Cop who doesn't want people knowing he can't swim: I was sick that day otherwise I'd have found it"
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"For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair"
"What happens when the USSR gets back together? A Soviet Reunion."
"One of the most romantic things a rose can do for another rose is leave a trail of human body parts from the front door to the bedroom."