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Joke of the Day

"Told my dad about watching Friends on Netflix... Replies with: ""It's better than watching enemies on netflix."""

"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."

"I'm at the age where ""pop, lock, and drop"" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves"

"Some days I'm more on than off, but most days I'm just a moron."

"What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!"

"Happy April Fools Day! April Fools it's March 31st."

"Two baby seals walk into a club..."

"Did you hear that actress got stabbed? That Reese, uhhh, whats her name? Reese ....... ""WITHERSPOON?"" Nah she got stabbed with a knife."

"Can a woman turn a man into a millionaire? Yes, if he's a billionaire..."

"Whats another name for google glass? Dome Chrome."