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Joke of the Day
"Whats another name for google glass? Dome Chrome."
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"If you speak too slowly, my brain completes your sentences in all kinds of ways that make you interesting for a moment."
"Did you know there are only 24 letters in the NHS alphabet? There's no A&E."
"My spirit animal is fried chicken"
"What do the letters DNA stand for ? National Dyslexic Association"
"A pick-up line for a lovely lady Hey babe, are you a fart? -cause you just blew me away."
"Just confused cereal with rat poison...I don't know if to wait till I'm sober to do something about it or not?"
"My daughter doesn't understand why I'm wearing sunglasses in the house this morning. Filled her sippy with rum so we're on the same page."
"I want a job cleaning mirrors.... It's just something I could really see myself doing."
"its funny when people are like ""whos to say whats truly 'cool'... who gets to define cool"". its like, come on dude. hot babes decide it. duh"