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Joke of the Day
"Whats another name for google glass? Dome Chrome."
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"""Ladies, please report immediately to my pants."" - Me, pretending I'm wearing pants."
"Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man."
"Why can't Armenians drive? Because they're too busy swearing at obama! ba dum tss"
"*slips a 20* How about a private dance ""Okay let's go"" *heads to private room* ""You ready?"" Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*"
"Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?"
"What's the best part about marrying a farmer? You get to grow old together."
"Why can't Chuck Norris complete forms and applications on the internet? Because he can't bring himself to click the ""submit"" button."
"TIL there is a nerve that runs from the tear duct to the anus. If you don't believe me, let me pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye."
"A black guy walks into a bar. And he found himself with a headache as he couldn't read the CONSTRUCTION sign"