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Joke of the Day

"What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese? *Gorgon*zola"

"Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers"

"As a white, male acoustic-guitar owner, it appears I'm legally obligated to post a video of myself playing on YouTube."

"NSFW What do jesus and girls have in common? The expression on their faces when they got nailed."

"Your sex life It doesn't exist"

"Meghan Trainor's business cards' must be pretty simple. Name: No Number: No Affiliation: No Contact address: No"

"Can we protest for a revote on People magazines Sexiest Man Alive? I think Steve Buscemi didn't get the attention he deserved"

"Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon? Because he'll peek-at-chu!"

"What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!"

"Friends don't let friends drive drunk but I don't want them staying at my house And that's why Uber was created"