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Joke of the Day
"Can a woman turn a man into a millionaire? Yes, if he's a billionaire..."
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"Idiot college called, they want there mascot back."
"Why does Jesus eat at Benihana? Because he loves miso!"
"I got a bottle of scotch for my wife... ...that's not a bad trade."
"If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield."
"How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it really have to be a lightbulb?"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... It was a booby trap."
"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in."
"I'm wearing that smile you gave me "
"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"