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Joke of the Day
"Can a woman turn a man into a millionaire? Yes, if he's a billionaire..."
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"why does it take so long for a pirate to learn the alphabet? the could spend years at sea"
"My girlfriend found lipstick on my collar and thought I was cheating on her so now I only let my collar wear makeup when she's out of town."
"What is censorship? [removed]"
"Pinocchio was going down on his GF, she started yelling lie to me, lie to me. Pinocchio:"" i love you""!"
"how to beat an egg: - literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands"
"Great roll model A kid all confused asked his dad: Dad, dad..What is closer the moon or London? To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here?"
"Beware: Butterball Turkeys Recalled !! The factory forgot to butter their balls."
"What does an American actor say when going to Europe? Let's go PAL."
"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. "