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Joke of the Day
"Some days I'm more on than off, but most days I'm just a moron."
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"I never date girls from china... That's a big red flag."
"How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool? Flip it over!"
"What do you call it when you shoot 49 hot loads in people at a gay bar? An Orlando ~~black~~ *white* sheet party..."
"Let me in, Let me in, Let me in! I need to go back out again!-My Dog!"
"""I'd hit that!"" -- me gazing at rock bottom"
"What do women and penny stocks have in common? If you hold on to them too long instead of pumping and dumping them, you'll lose all your shit."
"This sub is so inactive There hasn't been a post all year!"
"What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?.. Quark Kent."
"Hey bartender, pour me another, I see ugly people."