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Joke of the Day
"Happy April Fools Day! April Fools it's March 31st."
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"Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine"
"A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama."
"What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge"
"I know we just got divorced, but would you mind showing my girlfriend how to make an omelet the way I like them?"
"Doc, I've got a problem... ...every morning at 8 sharp i poop... Doc: How is that a problem? Guy: ...I wake up at 9..."
"If abortion is murder... wearing a condom must be kidnapping."
"My boss just asked me why I wasn't working.. ..i told em cuz I didn't see him coming"
"What do you say to a fig on ice? Fig u're skating"
"Sorry I'm late. I was trying to think of ways to get out of this."