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Joke of the Day
"What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!"
Next Joke
"Doctor and Patient Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry."
"In order to save space, Ricky Gervais & Seth McFarlane are both one guy now. Frankly, it's been a long time coming"
"A man walks into a Japanese bar... he wants a vodka, so he walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a Stoli the bartended replies, ""Once upon a time..."""
"Why did the hard drive crash? Because it had a bad driver."
"NSFW: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In the loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there."
"I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We'll see how it Pans out."
"What do you call a German living in Canada? A leder hoser."
"Have you heard about the new pirate movie? All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke"