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"Two baby seals walk into a club..."
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"What do you call a chilly office? A cubicicle"
"A guy once told me life's too short to stress, but it turned out that life's much shorter for people who give advice to stressed out people."
"My psychiatrist asked me about how many times a day I exaggerate. I responded, ""Like a billion."""
"Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired."
"what amusement park ride do jews not really care for? the holocuaster"
"A guy walks into a bar... his face gets bruised, his phone shatters on the concrete, and the Pokemon gets away."
"Why don't catholics wear condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant."
"[In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*"
"When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse? That's all."