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Joke of the Day
"A bullet hit chuck norris yesterday Today is the bullet's funeral"
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"What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him? You're being very teste"
"Having sex while camping is so amazing it's ***In-Tents***"
"*Air horn sound* *Second airhorn sound* Me: ""Well this clearly isn't deodorant."""
"[sifting through mail] baby shower invitation? Haha, um no thanks, Linda. I have a regular size shower that I can use whenever I want"
"Happy Easter!... Sorry it's a bit early, I suffer from premature congratulation."
"Police hunting a man for indecent assault. Applications close next week."
"In a hotel room. The dog's growling and whimpering. My wife's worried the neighbours will think we're having sex."
"[Texts to 14] Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey [Reply] OMG DAD WAT? [Text] Hi"
"""Life isn't fair!"" is an ironclad excuse for treating people like crap."