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Joke of the Day

"I want to die like my grandfather, softly in my sleep... ...not screaming in terror like his passengers."

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"A grasshopper walks into a bar ... The bartender says ""Hey we have a drink named after you"" The grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"*wants space* *eats Milky Way*"
"Person: Raise your glasses! Me: Hahaha! *raises bottle*"
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"Has a conversation in my head - Cackles with mirth"
"Where do black person go to travel cross-country? The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8>)"
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"Build a man a fire... and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
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