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Joke of the Day
"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."
Next Joke
"Piss me off in the grocery store and I'll get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check."
"My dad is ""looks for fettucini in the Ethnic Foods aisle"" years old."
"Do people with a foot fetish get off when their car gets towed?"
"What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams? A bvr"
"Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence. "
"What's green and german? Snotzis."
"8y:thank you for the present grandma ....: no need.. 8y: that's what I thought too but mum said I have to"
"like people say things like 'tuna fish' but not 'duck bird' or 'dad father'"
"So Nicole Scherzinger has gone from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Guess orange really is the new black."