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Joke of the Day
"Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe."
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"My first wife's breasts were different sizes... One spring I took her down to the beach for a wet T-shirt contest. We took 1st and 3rd place."
"Im thinking about being a dish for halloween. Bitches love doing dishes."
"What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup."
"What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!"
"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."
"What did the father buffalo say when his son went off to college? ""Bison."""
"How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner."
"What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common? They're all in bread."
"I was gonna post a joke about me being a shitty seller on eBay But my delivery has horrible timing."