72963

Joke of the Day

"I was going to tell a straight joke... Vagina fuck it"

Next Joke
 
"The History Channel"
"Had sex at the bowling ally on the ball return.. ...the girl loved it because I gave her 9lbs from the front and 14 from the back"
"Sting was kidnapped last night The Police are looking for a lead."
"I think Bernie would win for sure if he had served in the military and reached the rank of Colonel And he would be sure to get the black vote."
"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."
"What do you call a midget with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."
"My friend's bakery burned down last night Now his business is toast"
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him? Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue"