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"Say pns U just said penis :)"
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"Lottery- Gilbert Gottfried A man comes home to his wife and says ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" She says ""What should I pack?"" He says ""I don't care just pack and get the fuck out!"""
"The fabric of our lives? Why so epic, Cotton?"
"I buy reverse osmosis filtered alkaline water for my dog and he prefers to drink out of the lake."
"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"
"If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it's going to be Queef Latina."
"What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall? DAM!!!"
"Like Bjork always says, ""When life gives you lemons, giggle in childish wonder as they confide in you their citrusy secrets."""
"Next year I'll give up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights... It's going to be Excel Lent"
"Just give me a sec. I'm still waiting for IE8 to open a new tab. A blank tab. Waiting... Still waiting... There it is."