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Joke of the Day

"If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it's going to be Queef Latina."

"I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like ""don't be sad"" ""he's not worth it"" ""you deserve better""!"

"Father's Day is a great time to give your father a tie so he can look extra nice at the job he settled for because you were born."

"How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD? Send them to a concentration camp!"

"Q: Why did the parasite listen to the clock? A: Because it liked the tick talk."

"Why did the genie turn the man into a toad? He rubbed him the wrong way."

"yo mama is Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids."

"Every day, I hope I don't get bitten by a spider. I'm not afraid of spiders, I just don't want the responsibility of being a superhero."

"What's Black and White and Red all over? The Zebra I just shot dead."

"What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door? A tard time"