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Joke of the Day

"Just give me a sec. I'm still waiting for IE8 to open a new tab. A blank tab. Waiting... Still waiting... There it is."

"What are Isreali candies known for? A jewy center"

"Why don't pirates ever have girlfriends? Because all the women they know are hookers."

"I like my men like I like my mustard... spicy and brown. *spelling"

"Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green. Its sublime"

"What's the best part of dating 29 year olds? There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)"

"Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller"

"Americans may be ignorant of other cultures... But at least we invented the hamburger"

"My wife said: ""Can my mother come down for the weekend?"" So I said: ""Why?"" And she said: ""Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already."""

"Went camping last weekend.. Yeah it was intents"