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Joke of the Day
"What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall? DAM!!!"
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"The only way that Mexico will build and pay for the wall... ..is after Trump runs the economy into the ground and Mexico has to keep the illegal job-seeking Americans out."
"My milk of magnesia brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, you sounded younger on the phone."
"A woman walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have an entendre, in fact, make it a double"" So he gave it to her."
"Yo mama's like a brick..... dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans."
"Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!"
"I work out at the same time every day... tomorrow."
"How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard? Molest them"
"If you have sex on a boat... ...is that off-shore drilling?"
"Me: promise you won't show anyone? Him: promise *sends pics H: that's pics of fruit snacks M: you said you wanted pics of my goods"