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Joke of the Day
"Do vampires get AIDS?"
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"I only had a few friends before I got on Twitter. Now I don't have any."
"Doctor Doctor I've got bad teeth foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!"
"What kind of music does your mailman like? Postrock/Postpunk"
"I don't trust people with graph paper... They're always plotting something."
"A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."
"Angel. Jeff is talking to Ben : My wife is an angel. Ben tells him : Lucky you, mine is still alive..."
"Due to the prostitute's arm injury, she can do no more than 5 handjobs a night. Damn handie-cap!"
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in.."
"My husband told me I was beautiful for the first time tonight Sure, he was drunk and using a Scooby Doo voice but I'll take it"