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Joke of the Day

"I don't trust people with graph paper... They're always plotting something."

"Chuck Norris... ..was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands"

"Police have arrested a cat for robbery Guess they've identified the purrpetrator"

"I rate the pyramids 9/11 Because the jews did it."

"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is trying to remember what I wanted when calling in my take out order."

"Q: What do they use frozen band-aids for? A: Cold cuts."

"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"

"My printer has a drug problem And it just can't stop!"

"funny My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys."

"My girlfriend is like the square root of a negative 100... She's a perfect 10! But she's also imaginary."