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Joke of the Day

"If you can't afford healthcare... Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!"

"What defies the law of gravity? Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."

"My friend doesn't believe in gosh. I'm afraid he'll go to heck."

"Here's to honor!... Get honor, stay honor. If you can't come in her. Come honor."

"Did you hear about the sly woodlands creature that was killed for his fur? He went from a cunning stoat to a stunning coat"

"Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock."

"Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it."

"What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride bikes!"

"Photos: World's tallest man meets world's shortest man"