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Joke of the Day
"My friend doesn't believe in gosh. I'm afraid he'll go to heck."
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"This crunchy cat food tastes a lot like I just poured from the wrong packet into my cereal bowl."
"What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? A gap in coverage."
"What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"A guy walks into a bar ouch If you didn't get it think about in literal terms"
"How does Harry Potter go down a hill? By walking. JK. Rowling."
"I like my women like I like my panic attacks Ready to fuck me without a moment's notice"
"How'd you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"I think my girlfriend is starting to gain weight. She's starting to fit into my wife's clothes."
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