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"2 guys walk into a bar.. The third one ducked."
"What if I color on you? What if I run a truck along your back? Steal your toy? Throw a ball? Spit food at you? - My toddler, wooing the dog"
"What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it? Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees."
"What do women share in common with a condoms? They spend more time in your wallet than on your cock."
"Preacher: CAN I GET AN AMEN?!? Me: [from back row] MAY you get an amen"
"yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!"
"Did you hear about the woman with guns for tits? She was pretty Barrel-Chested."
"Why do men like blowjobs? It's the only thing that they get something straight inside a woman's head."
"Que dijo un mar al otro? ola"