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Joke of the Day

"Here's to honor!... Get honor, stay honor. If you can't come in her. Come honor."

"What is the cheapest meat? Deer testicles. They're under a Buck."

"For someone who said ""Correct me if I'm wrong..."" you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did."

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that... It's a tie."

"Shakespeare was gay... How else was he so good with his tongue?"

"What is the worst way to spell Mississippi? Correctly."

"Why can't the bishop walk straight? Cause he can only move diagonally"

"You can give a centaur a fish AND lead him to water, which is pretty awesome."

"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"

"I can not stand the new style with hip hop music, they say one word then repeat it a dozen times. It is so freakin annoying and lame lame lame lame lame."