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Joke of the Day

"Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it."

"How do you kill lots of Anzacs in a small amount of time? By telling them to get out of the trench"

"What do you call the state of having confidence? I'm sorry, it's confidential."

"Why would Gabe Newell be a better world leader than Hitler? There'd be no World War 3."

"Kinky and Perverted What is the difference between perverted?? Kinky is when you tickle your lovers ass with a feather ... perverted is when you use the whole chicken!"

"Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"What do drug dealers sit on? KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is."

"How is a man like a snowstorm? You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last."

".@rickygervais Ricky, if you can get Twitter to verify me, you will be the first atheist allowed into heaven."

"I told a miscarriage joke to my mate yesterday but I couldn't deliver it right."