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Joke of the Day

"Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it."

"""Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."" - ""We should call it AAAA!"" ""You're fired."""

"Plan B and pregnancy tests should be sold at the Liquor Store as a 'one stop shop' kinda thing. Save all that judgment for one cashier."

"How does gravity greet itself? It just waves"

"Bully For You Q: Why did the bully go to beauty school? A: She wanted to tease hair"

"How did ISIS become so powerful? They got a head"

"What Do You Call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? answer: ash"

"Casper The Friendly Ghost never haunted my house. All I got was his stupid cousin, Murray The Constipated Poltergeist."

"My girlfriend said my dick reminded her of philosophy class Because it's so deep"

"I gave up and ""folded"" the fitted sheet into a rope so I could shimmy down from the 3rd floor to escape folding laundry."