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Joke of the Day
"Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock."
Next Joke
"How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions? ...a crime fighter"
"I think I'm psychic. Now now I know what you're thinking.."
"My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That's it."
"Asked my friend from North Korea how has life been going? He said he couldn't complain.."
"I get all my indisputable political facts from what my uncle Harold posts on Facebook. Like did u know Obama killed the last living unicorn?"
"What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of? Their mind"
"What do you call a society governed by men with no testicles? An anorchy... ...I swear, that one KILLED at the urology convention"
"Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He Double Gloucester."
"Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries? Drunken Donuts"