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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale."

"I was in Brisbane waiting for ages for a bus. Then what do you know, two float past at once."

"Why can't the Chinese be Nazis? Two Wongs don't make a Reich"

"I went to a charity event for women who lost their legs, when someone stole all of their wheelchairs. After that, the place was crawling with pussy"

"My pet rabbit, Nickel, just died. So I buried him in the yard. Now I just have a Nickel-less cage."

"Job interview... (Two men are in an office going through a job application) Manager: ... so, what do you do in your spare time? Applicant: I make clean calls to women and hang up."

"One sweet thing about being the boss in the office is that you can actually order specific supplies you want to steal."

"I don't know if laughter is the ""best"" medicine, but I do like that it doesn't have a $35 co-pay."

"Teenage sex. Haha-ha...ha...amirite guys?... : {"

"I was recently asked to be a part of a biological experiment. The researchers said they would mutate me with an extra chromosome and give me $10 000 for it. I'm down."