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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale."
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"Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics? Because he was Snow'den."
"What did the DJ order from the deli? A club sandwich with extra beets."
"What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing."
"What does a Jewish pedophile say? Come buy some candy kids!"
"what did the lactose intolerant man say after eating an ice cream cone? please excuse my dairy air"
"I heard Bernie Sanders lost a delegate to the millionaire in a coin toss. The difference was a Quarter of 1%."
"So we've all heard the ""7, 8, 9 joke"" before.... Well then why was 2 sad? Because it went 1-3! (I'm sorry)"
"Free tip for home invaders: literally everybody with an iPhone6 is out at brunch right now"
"If you're drunk, you're 3 sheets to the wind... ...if you're stoned, are you three papers to the wind?"