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Joke of the Day
"Where is Wall Street? Between Mexico and the US."
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"What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie? GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS"
"I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough."
"One time i asked a guy what he was majoring in and he said women's studies... I then said, why are you in women's studies? You study women all the time!"
"What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons? He made melon-ade"
"[Job Interview] ""It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?"" ""36"" ""That's not even close"" ""But it was quick"""
"If the employees in your human resources department were all very into Aleutian sea birds. . . Around Christmas time, everyone would be sending HR Puffin Stuff."
"You say lonely I say home alone with an opportunity to masturbate"
"What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone? ""Hay!"""
"A skelleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""