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Joke of the Day
"What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie? GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS"
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"Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'? Because they can't spell toboggan."
"Why are all comic book readers drug addicts? They just can't resist the heroine."
"That grizzly killed the man with its bear hands"
"Every idiot in Florida just turned on their electric heater & they crashed the grid. Now I'm forced to watch my neighbor sleep in the dark."
"What concert costs $0.45 50 Cent with Nickelback as the opening act."
"How come it's ok to talk to a stranger's dog on the street but when I ask for the dog's email I'm suddenly a weirdo?"
"Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb? Everywhere."
"Horrible Breakfast wife: ""do u want your eggs boiled?"" husband: ""no, first boil your milk"""
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."