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Joke of the Day
"What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone? ""Hay!"""
Next Joke
"A natural log with her own show ln(DeGeneres)"
"Popeye was a lonely sailor no wonder why he had such big forearms."
"[at a funeral home] ME: One death please"
"As an atheist I don't receive many xmas cards and the ones I do disproportionately say ""may God have mercy on your soul."""
"What drink do you have on Halloween? Mali-BOO"
"I like watching documentaries about murderers because i know i'm doing better than every person in the movie."
"Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female? Because they're never wrong"
"Yesvember!"
"""Where'd my boomerang go?"" Under there ""Under where?"" Hahaha I just made you say ""underwear"" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*"