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Joke of the Day
"A skelleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""
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"What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven? ""You are no longer kneaded."""
"Girl Logic: I'd like him a lot more if he ignored and liked me a little less."
"What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer? Pokemon Uranium"
"What do feminists do in Halloween? They go Triggertreating."
"got kicked out of cub scouts as a kid... for eating a brownie..."
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. -Tim Vine"
"Unlike many guys, I don't try to get into a lady's pants... ...mostly because they won't fit me, but also because they lack usable pockets. What's up with that aspect of fashion design, anyway?"
"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"I take my wife out everywhere... except that she keeps coming back!"